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✨ 🎰 NEW ON THE TRIVIA FLOOR — Three more machines in the Trivia-O-Matic room — History, Pop Culture and Sports ♦♦♦ 🦀 NEW IN THE ARCADE — BEACH COMBER: four gulls, and not one of them hunts the same way ♦♦♦ 📚 NOW BROWSABLE — The Reading Room has shelves — a page per magazine, and categories to dig through ♦♦♦ 🚀 NEW DESK — Launch Schedule — what's going up next, read live off the orbital manifest ♦♦♦ NEW: collectible stickers! ♦♦♦ free forever · not an NFT ♦♦♦ gotta collect ’em all 🏷️ ✨

🏷️ The OSSmile Sticker Collection

Welcome to the gift shop! 🎟️ These stickers aren’t bought — they’re found. Each one is hidden somewhere on the site; go exploring, click it when you spot it, and it lands in your sticker book (saved right here in your browser — no account, no wallet, no chain, no problem). This page is your checklist: the 📍 hints below tell you roughly where each one is lurking. 🗺️

📒 Your sticker book: 0 / 50 collected

🚀 Out of This World · 1st Edition

The Space Series. Zero gravity, maximum vibes. Pairs well with the Cartoon Theater and our space posts.

Rare
Major Dab
Hit the dab. In space. No one can stop you.
📍 floating somewhere in a certain golden-telescope story 🔭
Common
Cosmo Cat
First cat in space (citation needed).
📍 lounging on the welcome mat (the home page) 🏠
Uncommon
Ringmaster Saturn
Owns more rings than anyone. Flexing.
📍 orbiting the Good News From Space page 🚀
Uncommon
Rideshare UFO
Beaming you up. Tip your abductor.
📍 hovering over the Cartoon Theater 📺

👽 We Come In Peace · 1st Edition

The Alien Series. Probably friendly. Definitely here for the snacks.

Common
Lil' Green Greg
He just wants to be your friend. And your fries.
📍 snooping around the About page 👋
Rare
Big Brain Blorp
Galaxy-brained. Literally.
📍 studying the knighted penguin 🐧
Uncommon
Probe-y
"It only stuns." — Probe-y, lying
📍 lurking in the 40-fruit orchard 🌳
Uncommon
Moo Abductor
The cows go up. We never ask why.
📍 mooing near the guestbook 📓

🧟 Brains, But Make It Cute · 1st Edition

The Zombie Series. Reanimated, mildly peckish, surprisingly polite.

Common
Norm the Zombie
Says "braaains" but means "good morning."
📍 shambling around the Trivia-O-Matic 🎰
Uncommon
Handy
Just popping up to say hi. 🪦
📍 reaching out from the trash-wheel story 🗑️
Rare
Brain Freeze
A brain. As ice cream. Don’t think about it.
📍 melting somewhere in Snack Kingdom 🍿
Uncommon
Re-Animal
Used up life #10. Came back anyway.
📍 prowling the full posts list 🗂️

🖐️ Scratch & Sniff · Collector’s Edition

The Scratch & Sniff Series. Scratch one to “smell” it — results not guaranteed, refunds definitely not. Scratch ’em right here to collect.

Common
Strawberry Surprise
The classic. Smells exactly like 1987.
📍 🖐️ scratch it to collect!
Uncommon
Hot Slice
Scientifically the best smell. Don’t @ us.
📍 🖐️ scratch it to collect!
Rare
Grandma’s Kitchen
Instant serotonin. Possibly a hug.
📍 🖐️ scratch it to collect!
Uncommon
Oops, All Skunk
A gag sticker. We are so sorry. (You kept it though.)
📍 🖐️ scratch it to collect!

🐉 Here Be Dragons · 1st Edition

The Dragon Series. Hatched in honor of Suối Tiên, Vietnam’s gloriously gold, dragon-covered fairy-tale theme park. Lucky, legendary, and a little bit snappy.

Uncommon
Lucky the Dragon
A whole hundred-foot dragon, shrunk down just for your sticker book. Brings good fortune and excellent posture.
📍 coiled up in the Suối Tiên fairy-tale park story 🏯
Common
Snappy McSnackface
Escaped the crocodile lake. Friendly now. Mostly. Please keep fingers behind the railing.
📍 lurking in the full posts list, near a certain crocodile lake 🗂️
Rare
Kim Quy the Wise
The legendary golden turtle of Vietnamese myth. Slow, ancient, and 100% smarter than you. 🐢
📍 taking his time over at the Trivia-O-Matic 🎰

✨ Glow in the Dark · 1st Edition

The Bioluminescence Series. Inspired by New Zealand’s Waitomo Glowworm Caves — a celebration of every little creature that makes its own light. Best collected with the lights off.

Uncommon
Glimmer the Glowworm
A New Zealand glowworm, lighting up the cave ceiling like a tiny blue star. Hungrier = brighter. ✨
📍 twinkling on the ceiling of the Waitomo Glowworm Caves story 🕳️
Rare
Glow-J the Jellyfish
Bioluminescent and totally unbothered, drifting through the dark. 100% glow, 0% bones.
📍 pulsing somewhere on the Good News From Space page 🚀
Common
Spore the Glowcap
A glow-in-the-dark mushroom. Yes, those are real. Nature just shows off sometimes. 🍄
📍 sprouting on the welcome mat — the home page 🏠

🍿 Crazy Snacks · Arcade Edition

The Crazy Snacks Series. Fresh from the arcade snack bar. This one isn’t hidden — you earn it the hard way, on the Snack Catcher cabinet.

LEGENDARY
Snack Catcher Ace
Caught 500 points of falling snacks without dropping the basket. Certified arcade reflexes. 🧺
📍 not hidden anywhere — earn it by scoring 500 on the Snack Catcher cabinet at the arcade 🕹️

🥚 The Egg Hunt · Secret Edition · 0 of 17 found

The Egg Hunt Series. Every one a 1-of-1, handed out only to visitors who found a hidden corner of the site. No two are earned the same way. Good luck completing the set.

LEGENDARY
The Old Code
There is an order to things, and the oldest hands still know it.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Raised By Hand
It was very small once. Patience, repeated, did the rest.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
A Strange Game
Something enormous thinks it all the way through, and stands down.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Past The Velvet Rope
Not everybody gets to see the back of the set.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Abracadabra, Roughly
Some words refuse to stay words. A few of them fall on you.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Supper Weather
Say the right thing and the weather turns.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Something Large, Sailing
Somewhere out there a whole crew waits for the right nonsense.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Someone Finally Showed Up
That sign has been up since 1998. The crew is still on its way.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
The Classifieds
There is a job going, for whoever reads the small print behind things.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
When The Sky Cooperates
Some nights the light is exactly right, and something here notices.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
The House Colours
Regulars get the good table, and eventually the good paint.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Five Minutes Past
Almost nobody is here when the date changes.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
What We Meant To Say
Every picture has a second opinion, if it likes you.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
The Payout
Some machines pay out. This one might.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Before It Was Cool
There is an older version of us in here somewhere, and it still fits.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
Nobody Sits This One Out
There is a song in here that nobody manages to hold still through.
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
The Book With No Spine
Something very old and very tired would like one night off.
📍 earned, not found…

🕹️ High Score Club · Cabinet Edition

The High Score Club Series. One badge for every cabinet we built by hand — earned the honest way, by dropping a quarter and actually playing. Work your way down the row, then sign the Hall of Fame, and the set is yours. (The two Internet Archive text adventures are guests on our floor, not our cabinets, so they don’t hand out badges.)

Common
Klondike
You dealt yourself a fresh hand on company time. The cards go home in that little cascade and everything. ♠️
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the SOLITAIRE cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Common
Flag Bearer
Twelve mines, one grid, nerves of steel. Planting a flag is basically a promise. 💣
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the MINESWEEPER cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Common
Quarter Dropped
You stepped up to Snack Catcher and put a quarter in. That’s the whole arcade right there. 🧺
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the SNACK CATCHER cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Uncommon
Into the Pit
You climbed into the Snake Pit voluntarily. Eat the apples, mind the tail, live forever. 🍎
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the SNAKE PIT cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Uncommon
Fifteen Out of Fifteen
Fifteen tiles, one empty square, and the patience to put them all back in a row. Order restored. 🔢
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the MYSTIC SQUARE cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Uncommon
Rail Gunner
You took the bottom rail with forty things marching down at you and did not step back. One gun is all anybody gets. 👾
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the STAR SWARM cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Uncommon
No Brakes
You took a triangle with an engine on the back out into a field of drifting rocks, discovered there is no brake pedal, and kept going anyway. Momentum: still undefeated. 🪨
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the SPACE ROCKS cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Uncommon
Green Thumb
You stood in the bottom six rows of somebody’s garden with one can of spray while a caterpillar the length of the screen came down at you, and you worked out that the head is the safe shot. The mushrooms grow back. They always grow back. 🍄
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the GARDEN CRAWLER cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Uncommon
Diagonal Thinker
Twenty-eight cubes, four diagonals, and a control scheme that finally admits the arrows are turned forty-five degrees. You worked out which way ↑ actually goes and hopped anyway. The edge is right there. 🟧
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the PYRAMID SCHEME cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Uncommon
Night Shift
You worked a whole beach at low tide in a bottle cap, with four gulls reading your route better than you were, and you learned the difference between the one behind you and the one already at the corner. The plankton helps. 🦀
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the BEACH COMBER cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Uncommon
Lamplighter
You took a little skiff out under a lighthouse that pulls, worked the coves one at a time, and learned the only lesson that cabinet teaches: every drop of oil you burn getting somewhere is a drop you do not have for getting back. 🪔
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned the first time you step up to the GRAVITY WELL cabinet at the arcade 🕹️
Rare
On the Board
Three letters, glowing on a high-score board, for as long as the internet holds still. You were here. 🏆
📍 not hidden anywhere — earned by beating a top-5 score and signing your initials into an arcade Hall of Fame 🏆

🦋 In the Wild · 1st Edition

The In the Wild Series. These little guys don’t hide in one spot — they wander onto posts when they feel like it. Keep reading and keep your eyes open; you never know who’ll turn up.

Common
Buzz
Pollinating your feed one good-news post at a time. 🐝
📍 doesn’t hide — buzzes onto a post when you least expect it 🐝
Common
Turbo
Fastest snail alive. Took the scenic route to your screen.
📍 no fixed spot — slides onto a post in his own sweet time 🐌
Uncommon
Ribbit
Hopped in from somewhere green. Very pleased to be here.
📍 wanders in — one day he just hops onto a post you’re reading 🐸
Uncommon
Flutter
Drifted in on a good-news breeze. Landed on your page.
📍 turns up on posts when you least expect it 🦋
Uncommon
Spot
Seven spots, all lucky. Dropped by to share a few.
📍 no set hiding place — lands on a post at random, bringing luck 🐞
Rare
Boo
The friendliest haunt on the web. Just here to say boo (nicely).
📍 materialises on a post now and then — catch him before he fades 👻
Common
Rubber Duck
Floated over to help you debug your day. Squeak.
📍 paddles onto a post whenever the mood strikes 🦆
Uncommon
Sidestep
Scuttled in sideways, as is tradition. Pinch-free, promise.
📍 skitters onto a post out of nowhere — grab him quick 🦀
Rare
Wish
A little shooting star that stopped by. Make it count.
📍 streaks across a post when you least expect it — make a wish 🌟
LEGENDARY
Beep-Boop
Wandered off the assembly line to find good news. Found you.
📍 the rarest wanderer — very occasionally trundles onto a post 🤖

🌈 The Rainbow · Rainy Day Edition

The Rainbow Series. Five bands, five different corners of the site — the arc came apart in the storm and the pieces landed all over. Find all five and it puts itself back together, in colour, and plays you a song about it. 🌈

Common
Big Red
The outside band, the loudest one, the one kids reach for first. Wavelength: 700nm of pure enthusiasm.
📍 tucked behind the cabinets on the arcade floor, glowing like a start button 🕹️
Common
Tangerine Dream
Second from the top and completely fine about it. Smells faintly of a citrus grove at 5pm.
📍 tucked behind the mixtape rack, next to a very orange cassette 📼
Uncommon
Mellow Yellow
The band that does the actual glowing. Borrowed from the sun, never gave it back.
📍 tucked in among the stars at the Horoscope-o-Matic ✨
Uncommon
Evergreen
Dead centre of the arc, holding the whole thing together. Very calm. Slightly smug.
📍 tucked between the shelves in the Reading Room 📖
Rare
True Blue
The inside band, the shy one, the last to show up. Worth the wait every single time.
📍 tucked into the dial of the Time Machine, somewhere back in the blue 🕰️
LEGENDARY
??? ??? ???
a secret, locked away…
📍 earned, not found…

🚫 The Fine Print™

OSSmile Stickers are Definitely Not NFTs. There is no blockchain. There is no token. There is no “smart” contract. Your stickers live in this browser’s localStorage and absolutely nowhere else in the universe. Resale value: one (1) smile. Environmental impact: a single contented sigh. You may “own” serial #0001 and so may a million other people, and that is fine, because the whole point was just to have a nice time. 💛

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