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🏷️ The OSSmile Sticker Collection

Welcome to the gift shop! 🎟️ These stickers aren’t bought — they’re found. Each one is hidden somewhere on the site; go exploring, click it when you spot it, and it lands in your sticker book (saved right here in your browser — no account, no wallet, no chain, no problem). This page is your checklist: the 📍 hints below tell you roughly where each one is lurking. 🗺️

📒 Your sticker book: 0 / 23 collected

🚀 Out of This World · 1st Edition

The Space Series. Zero gravity, maximum vibes. Pairs well with the Cartoon Theater and our space posts.

Rare
Major Dab
Hit the dab. In space. No one can stop you.
📍 floating somewhere in a certain golden-telescope story 🔭
Common
Cosmo Cat
First cat in space (citation needed).
📍 lounging on the welcome mat (the home page) 🏠
Uncommon
Ringmaster Saturn
Owns more rings than anyone. Flexing.
📍 orbiting the Good News From Space page 🚀
Uncommon
Rideshare UFO
Beaming you up. Tip your abductor.
📍 hovering over the Cartoon Theater 📺
LEGENDARY
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a secret, locked away…
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
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a secret, locked away…
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
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a secret, locked away…
📍 earned, not found…
LEGENDARY
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a secret, locked away…
📍 earned, not found…

👽 We Come In Peace · 1st Edition

The Alien Series. Probably friendly. Definitely here for the snacks.

Common
Lil' Green Greg
He just wants to be your friend. And your fries.
📍 snooping around the About page 👋
Rare
Big Brain Blorp
Galaxy-brained. Literally.
📍 studying the knighted penguin 🐧
Uncommon
Probe-y
"It only stuns." — Probe-y, lying
📍 lurking in the 40-fruit orchard 🌳
Uncommon
Moo Abductor
The cows go up. We never ask why.
📍 mooing near the guestbook 📓

🧟 Brains, But Make It Cute · 1st Edition

The Zombie Series. Reanimated, mildly peckish, surprisingly polite.

Common
Norm the Zombie
Says "braaains" but means "good morning."
📍 shambling around the Trivia-O-Matic 🎰
Uncommon
Handy
Just popping up to say hi. 🪦
📍 reaching out from the trash-wheel story 🗑️
Rare
Brain Freeze
A brain. As ice cream. Don’t think about it.
📍 melting somewhere in Snack Kingdom 🍿
Uncommon
Re-Animal
Used up life #10. Came back anyway.
📍 prowling the full posts list 🗂️

🖐️ Scratch & Sniff · Collector’s Edition

The Scratch & Sniff Series. Scratch one to “smell” it — results not guaranteed, refunds definitely not. Scratch ’em right here to collect.

Common
Strawberry Surprise
The classic. Smells exactly like 1987.
📍 🖐️ scratch it to collect!
Uncommon
Hot Slice
Scientifically the best smell. Don’t @ us.
📍 🖐️ scratch it to collect!
Rare
Grandma’s Kitchen
Instant serotonin. Possibly a hug.
📍 🖐️ scratch it to collect!
Uncommon
Oops, All Skunk
A gag sticker. We are so sorry. (You kept it though.)
📍 🖐️ scratch it to collect!

🐉 Here Be Dragons · 1st Edition

The Dragon Series. Hatched in honor of Suối Tiên, Vietnam’s gloriously gold, dragon-covered fairy-tale theme park. Lucky, legendary, and a little bit snappy.

Uncommon
Lucky the Dragon
A whole hundred-foot dragon, shrunk down just for your sticker book. Brings good fortune and excellent posture.
📍 coiled up in the Suối Tiên fairy-tale park story 🏯
Common
Snappy McSnackface
Escaped the crocodile lake. Friendly now. Mostly. Please keep fingers behind the railing.
📍 lurking in the full posts list, near a certain crocodile lake 🗂️
Rare
Kim Quy the Wise
The legendary golden turtle of Vietnamese myth. Slow, ancient, and 100% smarter than you. 🐢
📍 taking his time over at the Trivia-O-Matic 🎰

✨ Glow in the Dark · 1st Edition

The Bioluminescence Series. Inspired by New Zealand’s Waitomo Glowworm Caves — a celebration of every little creature that makes its own light. Best collected with the lights off.

Uncommon
Glimmer the Glowworm
A New Zealand glowworm, lighting up the cave ceiling like a tiny blue star. Hungrier = brighter. ✨
📍 twinkling on the ceiling of the Waitomo Glowworm Caves story 🕳️
Rare
Glow-J the Jellyfish
Bioluminescent and totally unbothered, drifting through the dark. 100% glow, 0% bones.
📍 pulsing somewhere on the Good News From Space page 🚀
Common
Spore the Glowcap
A glow-in-the-dark mushroom. Yes, those are real. Nature just shows off sometimes. 🍄
📍 sprouting on the welcome mat — the home page 🏠

🍿 Crazy Snacks · Arcade Edition

The Crazy Snacks Series. Fresh from the arcade snack bar. This one isn’t hidden — you earn it the hard way, on the Snack Catcher cabinet.

LEGENDARY
Snack Catcher Ace
Caught 500 points of falling snacks without dropping the basket. Certified arcade reflexes. 🧺
📍 not hidden anywhere — earn it by scoring 500 on the Snack Catcher cabinet at the arcade 🕹️

🚫 The Fine Print™

OSSmile Stickers are Definitely Not NFTs. There is no blockchain. There is no token. There is no “smart” contract. Your stickers live in this browser’s localStorage and absolutely nowhere else in the universe. Resale value: one (1) smile. Environmental impact: a single contented sigh. You may “own” serial #0001 and so may a million other people, and that is fine, because the whole point was just to have a nice time. 💛

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