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✨ NEW: collectible stickers! ♦♦♦ free forever · not an NFT ♦♦♦ gotta collect ’em all 🏷️ ✨

🏷️ The OSSmile Sticker Collection

Welcome to the gift shop! 🎟️ Collect digital stickers right here in your browser — no account, no wallet, no chain, no gas fees, no problem. Click collect and a sticker goes straight into your personal sticker book (saved on this device). New series and editions drop over time.

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🚀 Out of This World · 1st Edition

The Space Series. Zero gravity, maximum vibes. Pairs well with the Cartoon Theater and our space posts.

Rare
Major Dab
Hit the dab. In space. No one can stop you.
Common
Cosmo Cat
First cat in space (citation needed).
Uncommon
Ringmaster Saturn
Owns more rings than anyone. Flexing.
Uncommon
Rideshare UFO
Beaming you up. Tip your abductor.
LEGENDARY
??? ??? ???
a secret, locked away…

👽 We Come In Peace · 1st Edition

The Alien Series. Probably friendly. Definitely here for the snacks.

Common
Lil' Green Greg
He just wants to be your friend. And your fries.
Rare
Big Brain Blorp
Galaxy-brained. Literally.
Uncommon
Probe-y
"It only stuns." — Probe-y, lying
Uncommon
Moo Abductor
The cows go up. We never ask why.

🧟 Brains, But Make It Cute · 1st Edition

The Zombie Series. Reanimated, mildly peckish, surprisingly polite.

Common
Norm the Zombie
Says "braaains" but means "good morning."
Uncommon
Handy
Just popping up to say hi. 🪦
Rare
Brain Freeze
A brain. As ice cream. Don’t think about it.
Uncommon
Re-Animal
Used up life #10. Came back anyway.

🚫 The Fine Print™

OSSmile Stickers are Definitely Not NFTs. There is no blockchain. There is no token. There is no “smart” contract. Your stickers live in this browser’s localStorage and absolutely nowhere else in the universe. Resale value: one (1) smile. Environmental impact: a single contented sigh. You may “own” serial #0001 and so may a million other people, and that is fine, because the whole point was just to have a nice time. 💛

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